I'm Tired of Telling You - Here's the Free Book This Week

 So, one of my books is free on Amazon until 2/18. I'm tired of telling you about it or trying to tempt you to take it FOR FREE! This just bolsters my belief that 1) Nobody Knows I'm There (see the header of this blog), and 2) Nobody Care Whether I'm There or Not.

Message received. Here's the fucking link. Do with it what you will if you accidentally trip over this blog post while pursuing cute kitty pictures.

A bunch of my short stories are available in "Mixed Bag 2: Supersized." 

The book is free on Amazon from February 14th - 18th. 

Table of Contents

Fish Story

The Vision

Chilpequin 22 Miles

Coward

Heather’s Pain

The Delegate

No Deposit, No Return

Taxman

The Country Faire

Fair’s Fair

If You Could See Her

Ma 'Yote and Her Cubs

Invasion

The Cursed Valley

Shasta Lake

Big Bessie’s Place

The Hunter

The Great Writing Competition

A Good, Honest Dog

A Visit to Potter’s Field

Extraordinary Rendition

Jonathan Swift Finds Nemo

Lemons

Neighborly

A Grab Bag of Drabbles

Here Be Another Story

I've posted a lot of my stories on Wattpad. A few were never submitted for publication, but all of my stories are included in two anthologies. Mixed Bag 1 is G-rated. Mixed Bag 2 is R-rated with the addition of stories not fit for delicate sensibilities. Both anthologies are available at Amazon and Smashwords for real cheap or you can just go to Wattpad and read a few I like best.
Mixed Bag 1 on Amazon, on Smashwords
Mixed Bag 2: Supersized on Amazon  on Smashwords

Valentines Day Specials End Saturday

Won't you be my Valentine? The Smashwords coupons are good through February 14th. Don't miss out.

Another Valentine secret #free special only for people who read my blog. My very popular Tales of a Texas Boy is #free using coupon WU74N.

Based (loosely) on stories my father told me about his boyhood in West Texas in the 1930s. Meet Eddie as he runs into a variety of odd characters: Dad Boles and his bear, an archaeologist looking for mammoth bones, a downright amazing sheepdog, a conman bilking farmers out of their hard-earned saving and the detective who tracks him down. Meet Beau the jackass, a little hen who won't stay out of the kitchen, and a lot of other characters from funny to sinister.

The Witches of Galdorheim Boxed Set. Only $2.50 through VDay using coupon MX85B at Smashwords. This single efile contains the three books of the Witches of Galdorheim series: Bad Spelling, Midnight Oil, and Scotch Broom, plus the short story Spellslinger thrown in for free.

Each individual book costs $2.50, so this is a great way to discover the magic, humor, and bad puns of this MG/YA fantasy. Set in the Arctic, the troll caverns of Norway, Siberia, the lost island of Ultima Thule, and the Otherworld of Scotland.