Let Me Tell You a Story 4/15/2022

This story is only on Wattpad, so you can read it there and see what else I have up there. This one was never published because Reader's Digest no longer exists and the "A Funny Thing Happened" feature went away with the magazine. You can Google it, though, and read some of the ones that were published.

Here's the link to Wattpad if you want to browse. Hey, while you're there, give the story a *. 

Wattpad Stories

So, I'm posting some of my short stories on Wattpad. It's nice if anybody reads them. All my published shorts are in a single collection titled "Mixed Bag II: Supersized." If you want the whole lot of them, this is a nice cheap ebook available through various outlets. How about free? At Smashwords, use coupon code SS89C at checkout. There is some adult material, but not as disgusting as I've read portions of books on the NY Times best seller list. Matter of fact, my work is downright tame. I go for humor or goosebumps, not gag-worthy mommy-porn S&M. What is wrong with you women? Why does the idea of being subjugated appeal to you? Oh, well. I'll never get it.

Here's Chilpequin - 22 Miles on Wattpad. The great illustration is by Holly Eddy as it appeared in Lorelei Signal many eons ago.