Wednesday, April 23, 2014

How I Got My Agent #2 - Golden Oldies Post

So like I spent like hours like riting the first chapter of my epec novellle and I just like gnu it like was going to sell like a billion copies. So I like did one of those query thingies. I really dont get the reason for doing it. After all, agents will be beating each other off with bats to grab my like book and ask for like a million dollars advance. Not including like film rights.

So I sent out a mass e-mailing to like every agent on Query Tracker (like a shout out to Patrick!) starting like Dear Agent.

Since I like just gnu every agent would like want to rep me, I like attached my chapter to the email.

Like I got, would you believe it! OMG like 100 offers! Im stil sortng thru them to figger out witch agent Im going to go with. Maybe they can help me rite the rest of the book.


  1. Heeeeeeyyyy . . . I did the same thing. Why didn't it work for me?

    : P